Farnsworth: Bring it on, Santa! That bloodthirsty cadaver junkie can't touch us as long as we're not stupid enough to leave this building. Mayor: You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. Bender: And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?įry: I'm Santa Claus! Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus! Amy: We're also Santa Claus! Dr. The old me would have made a joke about that! A Tale of Two Santas Bender: Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Pramala: Yes. Hermes: I call it "Caribbean Drain-o".įry: Apartment 1I. If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep into the bowel that not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them. Leela: Fry, that's the sweetest, most wonderful- Wait, "recently?" Like since you ate that toilet sandwich? Fry: Yeah! I don't know why but my life really turned around that day.įarnsworth: Leela, you're just in time to help. But it's only recently that I've been able to articulate my thoughts. Leela: And Bender? Fry: Bender's not involved. Leela: What is it? Is it about Bender? Fry: No, it's about you and me. Afterward, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.įry: Leela, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time but every time I try I get nervous and my mouth feels like it's stuffed with peanut butter, even when it's not. Farnsworth: Listen, this is gonna be one Hell of a bowel movement. Farnsworth: If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm colony! Hermes: But what about the worms in the other part of his body? Prof. Farnsworth: WHAT?! Fry: What about "what"? Leela: Uh.What about we go for a walk because it's a lovely day, perhaps? Fry: Oh, okay. Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! Professor Farnsworth: Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Fry: She does too! She’s loaded with meat! She’s got more meat than a cow! She don’t gots enough meat for a guy like me.
Fry: You take that back! She does not look good for a truck-stop chick. She looks pretty good for a truck-stop chick. Fry: Hey, jumbo! How would you like it if Leela said you were sexy and she wanted to make love with you? Sal: Eh, I’ve gots five minutes. Sal: Yo, sexy mama! Let’s get busy and freaky, in that order. That’s sweet, but I'd rather not even dignify them with an ass-whupping. No one hoots at my captain unless they’re prepared to take it to the next level. Leela: What planet is this, anyway? Zapp Brannigan: This whole sector is uncharted. Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go? Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass.by biting it! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Bender: Nah, why bother? Fry: Bender, think of the señoritas! Bender: Vámonos! Please make a note of it.įry: We have to go save them. Zapp Brannigan: She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro.Īutomated dialing voice: The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. Zapp Brannigan: And some oysters on the half-shell. Zapp Brannigan: Waiter, bring us a bottle of wine. This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date.
We’ll meet you tonight for part of dinner and the first half of a movie. Zapp Brannigan: Five, and that’s my final offer. Amy: Please, Leela? Kif’s like the sweetest guy who’s ever liked me. Leela: How about zero? Zapp Brannigan: Nine. Zapp Brannigan: Then let the negotiations begin! I propose we go out on ten dates. Amazon Women in the Mood Zapp Brannigan: I’m calling to negotiate a double date.
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